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An International Zombie Incident
by Haile Silly (alias M. V. Montgomery)

Two zombies were walking down the streets of Addis Ababa, an Italian and an Ethiopian. They came upon a lovely young Amhara girl. 

The Ethiopian zombie whistled and remarked, Konjo! 

The Italian zombie nodded his head enthusiastically and agreed: Bella! 

And then the Ethiopian ate the girl.   

[Amharic “bila”: “eat this”]