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A Shiny Prospect
by Miss Verity

I'll never forget the shiny shoes at the edge of the dancefloor as I shimmied and swayed to the music. The man's deadpan features were immune to the beat, his body still.
 
A few brandy and Babychams had loosened my inhibitions. I moved in closer, my kitten heels nearing his dress shoes. I gestured for him to dance with me.
 
When the pop faded into Lady in Red, he rose and put his hands around my waist. The tunes played on and on and he held me until midnight, his attention elsewhere.
 
We exchanged phone numbers and he whispered his name, Dave. I asked him why his shoes were so shiny.
 
“I like them like that,” he said.
 
Dave and his shiny shoes took me to dinner; they escorted me to the theatre and strolled beside me at the park. My boots muddied and Dave's shiny shoes shined.
 
Autumn chilled to winter and one afternoon over coffee he put down his cup and made an announcement.
 
“I've decided not to marry you. I've found someone else. She wears patent Mary Janes.”
 
I laughed and looked down at the damp stains on my boots. “I never thought we were a match.”