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Wrapped-Up Romantic
by Martin Elster

Reclined in a glass case and linen-wrapped,
I watch the tourists eyeing me, kids apt
to point and smirk. How could those youngsters know
how fit I was three thousand years ago?
 
Each night I try to strike my pharaoh’s pose,
but I’m too stiff from noggin to my toes,
and, though I still feel regal as the king
I was, I’d give the world for a quick fling
 
(or more) with the young gal who cleans my case
each day. If she could see the handsome face
I wore when I had ruled across the Nile!
I’d compliment her. She would surely smile.
 
“Poor, ancient thing,” she whispers while she’s dusting,
making me long to hug her as I’m lusting.
Instead, I lie, her faithful, lifeless chap,
wrapped-up romantic, no one to unwrap.