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George the fascinating Bulgarian
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

Part 1

It was the 60s and I was the face of Global in Oxford Street, London on reception. Foreign Visitors would pick someone sitting at the long reception counter and queue up until it was their turn.

I gasped when I saw this extraordinary middle-aged man with huge brown wavy sideburns that didn’t leave much room for his obviously foreign features. I was mesmerised and hoped desperately that he would come to me. He did and thus enigmatic George entered my life.

I was an immature twenty something and he was probably at least 48 which seemed old.

He wanted a holiday package deal on a beach in Mallorca. I said I would try and get him what he wanted.

He volunteered his phone number and, looking me straight in the eye, said in a charming polite manner, ‘I do hope you ring me soon’.

My heart was thumping as I subliminally got his message.

English men or boys never made eye contact especially in your personal space. So I knew he was no way English and was attracted to me.

Part 2

George told me how he and Demeter had escaped the Communism Regime in the 60s that suppressed his talent as an artist and his early interest in
architecture.

Without money they somehow managed to secure their bodies under the belly of the train heading for Istanbul. George had meticulously planned the route and knew that the train slowed down when it arrived at the Turkish border. It went five times just inside Turkey, the road to freedom.

They jumped off the train when it slowed down and unhurt began the trek to freedom only to be captured and imprisoned in a detention centre.

It was a nightmare waiting and waiting to apply for a permanent visa to America the land of their dreams.

But then came word that Bulgarians especially from a Communist Regime were looked down on and despised.

George then made the decision to emigrate to Australia who wanted new blood for their evolving continent. I have no idea if Demeter also applied. He never said.

So George began a new free life and trained and eventually qualified as an architect. He applied for and got Australian citizenship.

However, after 20 or was it 30 years, he decided he wanted to move to London as the capital had more culture.

Written in Nightingale 3/9/26