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The Wisdom Of Shit
by Mark Scheel

Dedicated to the memory of George Carlin
 
It’s been said that history repeats itself.
With the shit we’re in, and the shit of the past,
that assertion makes convincingly good sense.
 
The thought occurs, then, that wisdom,
accruing to the aged, absent in the young,
may simply be a recognition of “former shit.”
Having stepped in it before, one has the benefit
of knowing beforehand the stink to follow.
And naiveté, then, is mainly reduced to
the state of “unexperienced shit.”
 
So—take heed you callow little wizards of smart,
smug in the confidence of your rising sap.
When the fan and the shit are about to collide,
pay attention to that old gray-headed bastard,
seated at your elbow, who is raising a stink.
He possesses a wisdom beyond your years.
In short, he knows his shit.