I Answer Some
Questions Posed on Answers.com
by R.D. Ronstad
Why are sodium and
potassium not recommended as liming materials? Bad
liming.
Is there live on
Mars? Not since 1979, when a
canceled performance by the massively popular
Martian heavy rust group Syrtis Major sparked
three days of rioting that left Meridian Bay a
shambles.
What are the
mountains in turkey called? Parasites.
Write a sentence
with the word culminate? My name is
Nathaniel, but you can culminate.
What does a
speeding ticket cost for 61 in a 45? Speeding
tickets are generally free of charge.
What is Ulysses S.
Grant most famous for? Two things:
helping to save the Union and getting buried.
Where do skunks
originally come from? Skunkytown.
What is the
opposite word of weight? It varies.
In your question, for example, it would be “of.”
Are mice stupid? Well,
they seem to get along quite well without Answers.com.
How can a president
allow a bill to become a law? Sadly,
somebody has to.
There are four
scoops of ice cream on one cone they are four
different flavors how many ways can they be
placed on the cone? No one has ever
been able to find out before they melted.
What do you call a
vampire wolf hybrid? Generally,
they drive the same cars as the rest of us, but I’m
guessing they’re partial to VWs.
Your heater in your
truck is blowing out cold air only the car gauge
shows the truck is hot? Hey! Stay
away from my truck!
What is the most
venomous or poisonous animal? Talk
radio host.
Where do you put
the knife when done using it? You’re
not a jealous husband, are you?
How do you switch
dragons? Forget about it. Even if
you found a switch big enough, you’d need
superhuman strength to wield it.
Where was the
nickel discovered? In the dryer
when I emptied it.
Can you substitue
bordeaux wine for burgundy wine in cooking? Yes,
but the food will probably misbehave.
Houses in sydney
australia? Yes.
Did muhammad ali go
to college? No, but he took a lot
of other people to school.
Do you need to dye
your roots before getting highlights? It
depends on how soon you need to get to bed after
Sportscenter is over.
In Pirates of
Caribbean what two things are bad luck for
sailors? Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and Pirates
of the Caribbean 3
What type of music
do vikings listen too? Not sure,
but I know they love The Pillage People
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