Incident Report
by Jay Adair
LOCATION:
United States Air Base, Reno, Nevada
DATE:
06-October-2019
REPORT
COMPLETED BY:
General David Bruce
DESCRIPTION
OF INCIDENT:
Two young men, Zachary HOWARD (17) and Aidan
ESSEN (16), were discovered on Air Base property
at 2234. A Lieutenant was doing routine checks on
item UFO-9236 when he saw the young men, who
appeared to be smoking an unidentified substance
just inside the fence. The Lieutenant shouted at
them and HOWARD promptly ingested the substance.
The Lieutenant approached the young men and they
attempted to run off the premises through the
fence, but appeared to be disoriented and were
detained.
The boys appeared to have breached the premises
through a hole in the fence outside the launch
pad. This appears to be the same hole that was
used for entry when students were found on the
premises two months ago.
STATEMENTS:
*Statements taken in written form and transcribed
as written
Statement #1 from Zachary HOWARD
We were smoking weed. I don’t even care cuz
(sic) it’s pretty much legal anyways. My
eyes were a bit blurry from the weed, but I saw
it clear as day. I saw an unydentifyed (sic)
fliing (sic) objekt (sic). I’ll tell
everybody. Also your guard takelled (sic) us real
hard and my buddy’s dad is a cop so you can’t
touch us.
Statement #2 from Aidan ESSEN
I didn’t see anything. I swear. My allergies
were acting up and I couldn’t see much. Zach
told me this was an old abandoned amusement park
where we could explore and talk about our plans
for college. If my parents find out they won’t
let me **hang out with my girlfriend anymore**. (Note
that the section indicated with ** replaced a
scratched out portion which clearly read “play
video games”)
ACTION
TAKEN:
Captain Mercer recommended full memory wipe, but
Gary the Tech was on call and I did not feel it
necessary to call him in at time-and-a-half. I
simply informed the two young men that we would
disclose to their parents that they were “smoking
up”. They both told me to “chill”,
particularly HOWARD, who had up to that point
been the more abrasive of the two. He said, and I
quote: “Yo, cool it down bud. We didn’t
see nothing, man.” Translated into proper
English, this essentially means that they will
not be revealing any details of what they saw to
anyone, if it was at all comprehensible to them.
FUTURE
CORRECTIVE ACTION:
Submit maintenance work order to patch hole in
fence.
PRIORITY:
Low – unnecessary use of resources at this
time.
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