Some
                        parts of life stand the test of time. 
                         
                        Examples include art, literary classics,
                        and cinematic achievements. 
                         
                        The problem is...that stuff is inedible. 
                         
                        Finally, Oscar Wilde really did have a
                        point when he claimed that art is quite
                        useless. 
                         
                        Sorry, Nicole Kidman, but art is only partially important. 
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