Mistakes Clark
Kent Has Made While Looking For A Job
by R.D. Ronstad
Accurately
reported his top typing speed
Wrote his S's kind of funny on
a job application
When asked by an interviewer to take a
seat, misjudged and ended up hovering
Supersneezed and sent himself and the
wheeled office chair he was sitting in
crashing through a wall
Mesmerized by some nose hairs jutting out
of an interviewer’s left nostril,
inadvertently set them on fire with his
heat vision
Used Martian Manhunter as a reference
Showed up a day early for an interview
because he forgot that earlier in the
week he had temporarily reversed the
Earth’s rotation
Once when asked about his personal
goals, let it slip that some day he’d
like to be able to leap tall buildings
without bounding
Complimented an interviewer on her
diamond pendant, and then boasted he
once made one the same size from
a piece of coal
Inflated his resume by claiming he came
from Bigville |
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