Movies I'd
                Rather See Than AVP; Alien vs. Predator 
                by R.D. Ronstad 
                
                    
                        Animal House vs.
                        Big Mommas House 
                        Indiana Jones vs. Nevada Smith 
                        2001 vs. 1941 
                        Lord of the Rings vs. Sticky Fingers 
                        Double Feature: Joe vs. the Flying
                        Saucers; Earth vs. the Volcano  
                        Dennis the Menace vs. The Phantom Menace 
                        Inspector Clouseau vs. The Brave Little
                        Toaster 
                        The Piano vs. The Piano Teacher 
                        Thirteen Ghosts vs. Twelve Monkeys 
                        Hair vs. Hairspray 
                        Beaver Cleaver vs. A Clever Beaver (Mr.
                        Beaver from Narnia?)  
                        Iron Man vs. Three Days of Rain 
                        The Invisible Man vs. The Man Who Wasn't
                        There 
                        Royal Mumble: The Letters of the Alphabet
                        vs. Each Other* 
                         
                        *Yes, every letter of the English
                        alphabet has had a movie (or at least
                        short film) named after it | 
                     
                 
                 
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