Scary Movies For
                Queasy Stomachs 
                by R.D. Ronstad 
                
                    
                        The Texas Chainsaw
                        Altercation 
                        Seven Sins Not Listed as Deadly, But
                        Still Pretty Bad 
                        Pleasantries with the Vampire 
                        The Really, Really Strong Longstanding
                        Disagreement 
                        The Kind of Dream Where Youre
                        Unprepared for Your Final Exam or
                        Something Like That on Elm Street 
                        Theater of Saliva 
                        The Blair Witch Proposal (First Draft) 
                        The Fall of the Guest House of Usher 
                        The Mummy Was Going to Return, But
                        Something Came Up 
                        The Telltale Appendix 
                        The Attack of the Killer Blueberries 
                        Wait a Moment, Then You Can Look 
                        Predator vs. Popeye 
                        Michael Myers Day Off 
                        The Heartless Horseman 
                        Dressed to Wound 
                        Dances With the Wolfman 
                        Harry Potter and the Order of Sashimi 
                        Baby Mad Scientists | 
                     
                 
                 
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