Things Your
                Barber May Be Doing While You Have That Hot Towel
                Covering Your Face 
                by R.D. Ronstad 
                
                    
                        The Barber Hop 
                         
                        Playing with his clipper ship 
                         
                        Flipping a coin to determine your fate 
                         
                        Wondering how that picture of Oopsy Bear
                        got on your towel 
                         
                        Trying to think of a word that rhymes
                        with Brylcreem 
                         
                        Reading a pamphlet on how to get a barbers
                        license 
                         
                        Splitting hairs 
                         
                        Making faces at your towel 
                         
                        Being snippy 
                         
                        Changing the price in the window to the
                        "real" price  | 
                     
                 
                 
                 |