Ultrashort
                Humour 
                by Alex Andy Phuong 
                Short Humour in Just Six
                Words 
                
                    
                        | This is a
                        story.   The end. 
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                Thy 
                
                    
                        | Please do
                        not confuse Shakespeares "Thy"
                        with the bawdy "thigh." | 
                     
                 
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                Universal Hustle 
                
                    
                        | "Hustle
                        and Bustle" is a popular phrase. 
                        There is even the film American Hustle
                        (2013).  Some people rush, but
                        time is ticking normally.  Try not
                        to say, "I don't have time,"
                        because it simply depends on how people
                        use it.  Move! | 
                     
                 
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                Easy Classes 
                
                    
                        | Easy A
                        was a major hit starring Emma Stone. 
                        The title Easy A also has a double-meaning. 
                        The phrase is a popular one used in
                        academic settings when students want to
                        pass their classes with minimal to zero
                        work involved.  The title is also
                        symbolic of how many of the schoolmates
                        considered Olive to be easy (also
                        known as slutty).  The
                        sexual humor is a major aspect to this
                        film because it is a teen comedy that is
                        not afraid to display the risqué aspects
                        associated with sexual maturation. | 
                     
                 
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                Bawdy 
                
                    
                        | All
                        people have their own bodies, but be
                        careful about not being "bawdy." | 
                     
                 
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