What Only
                Parents Say 
                by Mick Ó Seasnáin 
                pop
                off Spider-Man's head and brush your teeth 
                how do you think the faucet
                broke? 
                don't put chewed food in the take home box 
                 
                I'm not sure how many minutes until the baby
                comes 
                yes, caperdillars do become bufferflies 
                we only put poop and pee in
                the potty 
                 
                why would you put that in your nose? 
                someone needs to go to the bathroom
and push 
                who pooped in the tub? 
                 
                I hope the KKK club goes away forever, too 
                yes, you do need to wait until your wienert stops
                dropping pee 
                It's not OK to water the dog 
                 
                who colored the grout lines green? 
                when did we say you could cut your sister's hair? 
                what special ingredient did
                you add? 
                 
                all the Christmas lights don't just accidentally fall
                down 
                survive means stay alive, not stay dead 
                was that a low flying duck? 
                 
                stop hitting her 
                stop kicking him 
                stop whining 
                 
                because I said so 
                sometimes even Moms and Dads make mistakes 
                no, I probably won't be dead before you're all
                grown up 
                 
                 
                This poem received
                honorable mention in the 2018 Wergle Flomp Humor
                Poetry Contest 
                
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