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Boh Beer and Officer Bob
by Don Drewniak

Fall River, Massachusetts had its own brewing company, Enterprise Brewery, which began operations in 1894. In 1911, it merged with two other Fall River breweries, the King Phillip Brewing Company (1898) and the Old Colony Brewing Company (1896). The newly formed entity first operated as the Enterprise Brewery, and then as the Old Colony Brewing Company.

Five other breweries operated within Fall River during the 1870s and 1880s, the city’s early cotton manufacturing boom years. The beer was delivered in kegs to local bars and restaurants in horse drawn wagons.

Prohibition brought a temporary halt to Fall River’s brewing days. With the end of Prohibition in 1933, A.F. Haffenreffer, Sr. modernized and reopened the Old Colony brewing complex located at the corner of President Avenue and Davol Street, a short distance from the Taunton River. It was named Enterprise Brewing and produced Old Tap Lager Ale and Bohemian Lager Beer, better known as Boh Beer, as well as several other beers with similar names. Enterprise Brewery closed its doors in 1963.

Three weeks after I transferred from the Laurel Lake School to Slade School when I was in fourth grade, a second kid, Carl, also transferred into my class. He continued on at the Slade School through grade eight, though in different classes from me.

He went on to Diman Vocational High School and became an excellent automobile mechanic by the time he was sixteen. This was due not only to his training at Diman, but to his having lived next door to a used car dealership that serviced the cars it bought and sold. Much of his free time was spent in the garage both learning about and helping with repairs. He eventually left Diman and went to work there as an auto mechanic.

He was a founding member of the Imperials Automobile Safety Club when I joined the club. He owned the best car of any member, a ’57 white Chevy convertible.

Carl had an uncle who worked as a night watchman at the brewery. Once every two weeks or thereabouts during the spring and summer months of 1960, three or four us would pile into one of our cars and drive to the brewery, arriving there shortly after 9:00PM.

Accompanying us were two five quart galvanized pails. A twelve foot high chain link fence sealed off a driveway that separated two of the brewery’s buildings. We parked the car next to the brewery and then Carl and one of us who wasn’t driving would carry the pails to the gate.

His uncle opened the gate, took the empty pails and two dollars (the buyers split the cost) and returned with the pails three quarters filled with Boh Beer. None of us were older than seventeen. The age to legally buy alcohol in Massachusetts was twenty-one.

There was a daytime picnic area alongside the Taunton River. With the exception of occasional “parkers,” it was usually empty at night. It became our illegal drinking place of preference. Spanning the river to the right were Fall River’s two iconic bridges, the Slade’s Ferry Bridge and the Brightman Street Bridge, both of which connected Fall River to Somerset, Massachusetts.

From the days of my earliest memories, I was fascinated by the Slade’s Ferry Bridge that had been built in 1875 and survived until 1970. It was a steel, double decked truss bridge with a flat bottom that, at most, was twelve feet above the river. It included a swing span to allow river traffic to pass through. The bottom deck was used for vehicular traffic.

The fascination came from the upper deck that carried rail traffic in its earlier years. During my fledgling elementary school days, I imagined a train was passing overhead whenever I was in the car with my parents while crossing the bridge.

Suppose it falls down on us?

Headlights from behind our car came into view on one of our beer-by-the-river nights. Although the headlights made seeing details of the car difficult and flashing red lights were not turned on, there was no question but that it was a police car. One of Fall River’s finest stepped out the driver’s side and made his way to our car. Carl was the driver that night.

“What are you up to, Carl?”

“Making sure no U-boats are going to attack the city.”

“The War ended fifteen years ago.”

“It’s been that long, Bob?”

Bob? He’s calling him Bob?

Meanwhile, Carl continued to calmly sip his beer.

“I forgot that you’re not old enough to remember the War. Any of your friends here close to twenty-one?

“Not that I know of.”

Next came one of those wondrous moments in life that can’t be forgotten.

“Hey, Don, pass me a cup with Boh in it,” Carl said in a matter of fact tone.

He is out of his mind.

With my hand shaking, I passed a cup to Carl who, in turn, passed it out the window.

“Thanks,” said Police Officer Bob as he took a sip. “I see Boh is selling water these days. I’ve got a shimmy in the front end of my Chevy. Any chance you can take a look at it?”

“Anytime. Give me call.”

Officer Myers (I caught sight of the name on his uniform) finished downing the “water” and said, “I’ll check with the wife and ring you tomorrow. One more thing, you and your friends may want to find a better spot to search for U-boats.”

Off he went. Life was different in those days.