| Plant Lifeby Sue Granzella
 In life
                science, I had been teaching my third-graders
                about seed dispersal. Theyd learned about
                seeds carried on the wind, and by sticking to
                animal fur. Id read to them about seeds
                that float on water, and plants with seeds
                embedded inside tasty fruits that tempt animals.
 One rainy day, the class traipsed in from recess,
                following me to the rug. Once they were seated
                before me, I was dismayed to see a large smudge
                of mud on the carpet. Irritated that the children
                had still not learned to wipe their shoes before
                entering the room, I set down my book and adopted
                my stern-teacher face.
 
 Its December, I
                scolded. This is our room,
                so we all must keep it clean.
                You still cant wipe your shoes? Now the rug
                is muddy.
 
 They hung their heads; a few checked the bottoms
                of their shoes. When they looked repentant enough,
                I picked up my book, ready to read it to them.
 
 Then I noticed a golden-brown smear of mud on top
                of my sneaker. How did it get on the TOP?
 
 Suspicious, I examined the bottom of my other
                shoe, spotting the same tell-tale color. I
                slipped off both shoes, and tiptoed to the trash
                can. As the kids chattered back at the rug, I
                sniffed the mud-clump.
 
 Uh-oh.
 
 I returned, announcing: The good news
                is that it wasnt you. It was me. Im
                sorry. The bad news is 
                its not mud.
 
 I watched their faces as truth slowly dawned. For
                those not as quick, I pointed to my shoe, holding
                my nose.
 
 NOOOOO! Its poop! ITS POOP! They
                squealed and screamed, plugging their noses and
                laughing hysterically.
 
 All, that is, except Carlos.
 
 Very soberly, that attentive, science-minded
                child said, I think we should plant it and
                see if anything grows.
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