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Terrorist becomes Journalist
by Albert Russo

The instant Haniya realized that the soldieress was Ethiopian - she reminded her of Lady Ziva so uncannily -, her eyes blurred, her lips quivered and she felt as if all her veins had been emptied of their blood. She then cried out: ‘Ziva’, and let herself slump over the ground.

She went on mumbling ‘Ziva, Ziva’, and broke into tears. Seeing this sudden change of attitude, the soldieress took pity on her, helped the girl stand up and cuffed her hands.

I have to interrupt the story here, coz I just heard a critic, the critter, say that I ain’t believable on account that I use different styles when I write. Tough luck, I says to all critters like him, you’re not my audience. I care not a hoot about your opinion. Shoo. When things get too touchy or even tragic, like in this case, I call Shake’m pears to my rescue and get compashonately ladida, dropping all the shtistics and the shenanigans. I’m not your amusement park clown, ok!

“Now calm down,” said the soldieress, “you will tell us all about this at the central police station.”

Haniya avoided to look in the direction of her lovey dovey, who was taken care of by two male colleagues. He was hobbling along, wincing with pain, and keeping mum. His eyes were bleary with fatigue and contained rage.”

The two would-be ‘freedom fighters’, as Ahmad called themselves, were then led handcuffed to the police station. Haniya’s vest, now half open, showed a row of home made explosives sown to its felt lining. Goddess almighty!

The police allowed Haniya to make one call. As soon as Lady Ziva learnt that her protégée was locked up, she ran to see her. Fortunately Lady Ziva had a few good acquaintances among the authorities, on account that she had to intervene several times in the past to bail out teenagers who had either robbed people or burglarized an apartment. Yeah, Lady Ziva was the Mother Teresa of petty thiefs and teenage delinquents.

As soon as she was introduced into Haniya’s cell, the ladder began to sob like a bubbling volcano, all the while she burped and hiccoughed, then she clutched Lady Ziva’s neck like a wild cat. On account that the girl was hurting her, she whispered to her ear so that no one could hear: “If you want me to get you out of here, stop your antics and behave!”

Instead of going to prison, thanks to Lady Ziva’s explanations, Haniya was sent to a ‘Correction Center’ where she did social work, all the while learning several skills, among which, writing, sowing and journalism.

After nine months of learning and hard discipline, Haniya was released and got back to the shelter.

For Lady Ziva’s birthday, she offered her a leather-bound note book, with a long essay she wrote about ‘The secret Jews’ of Ethiopia, after having done much research and interviewed some of the Ethiopian folk who resided in South Tel Aviv.