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What? Not One Hundred Percent Polish?
by Don Drewniak

By the time I was in first grade, I was led to believe that my mother was one hundred percent Ukrainian.

Sunday mornings were reserved for mass at St. John's Ukrainian Catholic Church in Fall River, Massachusetts. Seating in the church was divided in two sections, left side for women, right side for men. My mother and my maternal grandmother, Sophie Lenartowick, sat together, while I sat with Grandpa John.

In addition, there were numerous church events held at a nearby building owned by the church. There were also summer picnics held on picnic grounds in nearby Tiverton, Rhode Island.

I attended church and the special events until shortly before my teenage years when I declared I would no longer do so. My mother was horrified. My father, a non-church goer dating back to his pre-teenage years, backed my decision. The two-to-one vote carried the day.

Both of my father's parents had emigrated from Poland. His father, Frank Drewniak, made two or three yearly business trips to the mother country until he passed away of a heart attack at age thirty-six.

My father's family attended a Polish Catholic church in Fall River and he spoke fluent Polish. Until several months before this writing, I never doubted that he was anything but one hundred percent Polish.

It wasn't until my mid-30s that the belief I was half Ukrainian came to an end. I happened upon a book of surname derivations. I first looked up Drewniak. That left no doubt that it was of Polish origin.

To my surprise, there was no listing of my mother's maiden surname, Lenartowick. However, there was an entry for Lenartowicz that said it was of Polish origin and meant the son of Lenart. Lenart was derived from a Polish word meaning brave.

I began counting the days until my wife and I made our every-other-month visit to see my parents. The big day finally arrived and I waited until our early afternoon meal was finished and we had retired to the living room to spring the evidence on my mother.

Tears welled up in her eyes. After struggling to put words together, she confessed that the family surname had been Lenartowicz, but that her parents were only slightly Polish.

How did you get the name Lenartowick? I asked.

My parents, two brothers and I considered ourselves to be Ukrainian. We could speak, read and write in Ukrainian. Most of our friends were Ukrainian and, of course, they were members of St. John's.

But how did you change it?

Tony, Stanley (her brothers) and I saved our pennies, nickels and dimes until we had fifty dollars. Then we went to city hall and had it changed.

What about Grandpa John and Grandma Sophie?

They signed it.

You spent fifty dollars to change your last name by one letter during the Great Depression?

By this time, my father was laughing to tears. When he finally gained control of himself, he looked at me and said, Donald, you are now all Polak!

He is not! protested my mother. He's just a tiny bit Polish.

Both my maternal grandparents had passed away by then, so that ended my detective work.

As the years passed into decades, I came to view myself as being solely Polish. I first learned of Nicolaus Copernicus (1473-1543), Poland's most famous native son, when I was in fifth grade and as a result I took an interest in astronomy. That interest turned into a dream of becoming an astronomer. The dream ended when I encountered calculus in my senior year in high school.

Copernicus is, of course, remembered for having created a model placing the Sun rather than Earth at the center of the universe.

I was surprised to find out that Frederick Chopin (1810-1849), the noted composer and pianist, was of Polish extraction, not French. He was born in Zeilaazowalam, a suburb of Warsaw.

Ditto for being Polish is Marie Curie (1867-1934), winner of the 1911 Nobel Prize in Chemistry for her discovery of the elements polonium and radium. She was born in Warsaw and named Maria Salomea Sklodowska.

The list of Polish notables goes on and on.

My belief that I was one hundred percent Polish, or anywhere remotely close to one hundred percent, was shattered on Thursday, September 14, 2023. My baby sister Rose (she is fifteen years younger than me) emailed me the results of a DNA test she had taken to determine our ethnicity.

What?

Moldovan
28%
Polish
23%
Italian
14%
German
12%
English
8%
Scandinavian
6%
Romanian
Gypsy 6%
Russian
3%

Thud!

Moldovan! Less than a quarter Polish! Not a hint of Ukrainian! Romanian Gypsy!

If nothing else, a fair number of my ancestors seemed to have had most interesting lives.

My wife subsequently gave me as one of my birthday gifts a t-shirt with MOLDOVA splashed across the top and a copy of the country flag below it.

I could only laugh. Perhaps I will wear it sometime during this decade.