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Diogenes on Looking Around
by George A. Renn

Diogenes searched for an honest man
By daylight, lantern in hand.
From years squinting for one worthy of the prize
He soon needed dark glasses to protect his eyes.
How much integrity would he have seen
Even using an incandescent halogen beam?
When Alexander the Great stood in his sight,
With irony Diogenes called, ‘Stand out of my light.’
Said Great, “The gods decreed who I would be,
By choice, my life would be as Diogenes.”
Diogenes wore out his shoes and grew blisters
Searching for ever-honest females and misters.
Diogenes never needed such rays:
Those honest illuminate their own way.