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Hands Off
by Miss Verity

Brie had been married to Harry Ham for thirty years. Her stomach had flipped nervously when he'd asked her out for dinner that first time.
 
“I'll pick you up at seven. Italian ok!”
 
“Perfect, see you later.”
 
Brie shimmied into her little black dress, and swept her blonde curls into an updo. When the doorbell rang she was ready. Harry's face crinkled with delight, “You look good.”
 
“So do you.”
 
Fifteen minutes later they were seated at Giovanni's. Brie ordered the house special and Harry a steak with extra sides.
 
Brie picked up her fork when Harry swooped in.
 
“Mind if I have a taste?”
 
“I do, actually.”
 
“Come on. Share and share alike.”
 
Years of marriage hadn't changed him. She resorted to signposting her food in the fridge.
 
Brie's. Hands off.
 
“Yours always tastes better,” he'd say.
 
One day Brie made her favourite sandwich. Instead of labelling it, she put it into a tin and buried it in the garden. She'd dig it up when Harry went out.
 
Months passed by. Then Harry died unexpectedly.
 
Brie dug for hours before her spade struck metal, locating the rusty tin. She prised it open, inside was a note.
 
Brie's. Hands off.