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Kitchen, Cooking, and Creation
by Kamna Chhabra

Parenting about four decades ago, when I was a 13-year-old, was very different from what it is today. Strictness was the norm and certain areas of the house, like the kitchen, while not explicitly off-limits, were sacred zones.

I had always been captivated by my mother’s culinary finesse, particularly her legendary baingan ka bharta. Occasionally, she would let me peel the roasted eggplant and narrate the entire recipe, almost as if preparing me for the day when I would assist her in recreating her magic.

That day came sooner than expected, memorable as well as best forgotten. My mother had to undergo an unplanned surgery, leaving me, my younger sister and father to fend for ourselves. For the first two days, we survived on restaurant food, but my father couldn’t stop lamenting the absence of Mom’s signature touch. I wholeheartedly agreed and decided to take matters into my own little hands.

The next morning, feigning stomach cramps, I skipped school. My younger sister, not keen on going alone, asked if she could accompany father to visit Mom at the hospital. He reluctantly agreed. Once they left, I rummaged through the vegetable basket, and found two eggplants, some tomatoes, and an onion. Perfect! I decided to make, yes you guessed it right- baingan ka bharta, little knowing that it could be a challenge for a novice.

Having heard the process from my mother umpteen times and contributed to it ‘peel by peel,’ made me confident enough to place the brinjals, after a thorough wash, on the gas stove. Meanwhile, I chopped onions, tomatoes, green chillies, garlic, and ginger with great zeal. The smoky roasted pulp flesh was soon ready, and I heated a pan with a generous amount of desi ghee. In went all the chopped vegetables, along with nearly every spice I could find in the masala box.

Convinced that I was about to ‘create’ the best dish ever cooked by anyone, I garnished the bharta with fresh coriander and topped it with two big dollops of butter for the final flair. I couldn’t wait for my father and sister to return and taste my triumph.

When they arrived, I proudly announced, “No outside food today!” Nonplussed, they looked at me. “We’re having ghar ka khana- baingan ka bharta by me and chapatis, courtesy Shobha Aunty who dropped by and made them for us,” I added.

“Amazing!” they chorused, unable to ‘digest’ the fact. As the spiced mash was being served, my sister peered at it closely. “It looks a touch too dark,” she remarked. “My dear, it’s roasted well and good,” I retorted.

The first morsel and they both grimaced, shaking my, so far, supreme self-assurance. Apprehensive, I took a bite and nearly gagged. My face fell, leaving me wondering what could have gone wrong.

“I told you. It has come out quite blackish!” My sister's comment added insult to injury.

“Did you peel the skin properly?” father queried. And the secret was unravelled- the ‘bitter’ truth, imparting a valuable lesson to me.

I was far better at cooking up stories and creating playful narratives than cooking a meal in the kitchen. And the fact that you are reading this, and probably smiling, proves I’ve served you one just right.