A Job at the
by Scott Wilson
youve become a real kvetch. As a matter of
fact, these days you are a real pain in the ass,
you expect, Paul. Whod think to turn a
midget into a vampire? You know, sometime the ass
is the only thing I can reach.
funny. Look you were part of the gang before I
was converted, so it was only fair that you are
part of the gang now.
There was a
knock at the door. Noel let the two guys dressed
in black in.
evening, Louie, Lance, Paul said.
said the other two gang members in unison.
So it is
a bank job or a blood bank job tonight?
the fridge and checked the supplies.
blood bank, he said.
said Noel. Weve robbed the Red Cross
more than any banks since you made us vampires.
Why cant we just bite people and rob real
only lasts for one night. If we get a good supply
from the blood bank, we have food for a month.
we get enough from the bank we can by a big place,
have some broads chained up in the basement as a
permanent food supply, Noel said.
The front door
was kicked in and a SWAT team burst in, armed to
the teeth with stakes, crossbows, and garlic
under arrest for the kidnapping and unlawful
detainment of Shelly McPherson.
you talking about? Paul said.
Noel, said. There is something I need to
Two members of
the SWAT team came out of the garage with a
tightly bound woman with two puncture marks on