Deport All
Politicians
by Michael S.
Collins
Deport All
Politicians is a sort of Anarchist/Activists call
to arms, to fight against injustice and
deprivation and the crimes of squalor. At least,
in theory.
It was late,
and the Cabinet meeting had been ongoing for
several hours. All ministers had their favoured
beverage in their hands.
Suddenly the
doors burst open, and hooded anarchists broke
into the Cabinet Office.
The nearest
one went round the table, and instinctively
grabbed the drinks off all the Ministers. Even
the Prime Minister's was taken, though he fought
valiantly to keep his glass of Port.
"Why are
you doing this?" cried the Prime Minister.
"Sorry,
mate" said the Anarchist. "First rule
of Anarchism. We have to de-port all politicians..."
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