Evil
Machiavellian Identical Army
by Michael S.
Collins
Breaking
News: The Prime Minister is in the hands of
armed terrorists. Armed evil terrorists. An army
of armed evil identical terrorists. A mercenary
army of armed evil identical terrorists. A
mercenary army of armed evil identical
Machiavellian terrorists.
Breaking
News: Downing Street is in the hands of The
National Penguin Liberation Army. These crack
troop Penguins have overcome the best counter
terrorism in the land. They are bargaining with
the Prime Ministers life.
Breaking
News: The country has submitted to Penguin
rule.
6
months later...
Breaking
News: Penguins have gained Sedgefield from
Labour, with an 100% swing to the NPLA. Penguin
Fred had 1 vote, cast by himself. All other
candidates, including the incumbent Labour MP,
have no votes. Well, this is certainly a shock
result, that the swing went so utterly against
Labour in this constituency.
Breaking
News: The NPLA have gained the 330 seats
needed to form a majority in the House of Commons.
Penguin A is now Prime Minister.
Breaking
News: How the NPLA will deal with having all
the seats in the House of Commons, having ousted
everyone on an 100% swing, is anyones guess. The
opposition will bray loudly on internet forums.
Breaking
News: Bookies have slashed odds on a Penguin
becoming new Home Secretary. They haven't stopped
taking in money though.
Breaking
News: Penguin A is about to make his first
speech as Prime Minister. Waa-waa waa-waa waa!
Inspiring words from the Prime Minister there.
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