Just an Old
                Fashioned Guy 
                by Michael Levy 
                
                    
                        I guess you could call me an
                        old fashioned guy 
                        I was traveling on the bus the other day 
                        it was crowded 
                        a young lady was standing up carrying 
                        a Gucci shopping bag and Louis Vuitton
                        purse 
                        I offered her my seat 
                        she sat down with  
                        not so much as a thank you 
                        she stared at me for a while then
                        remarked 
                        you have a nice butt 
                        are you good in bed? 
                        yes indeed ... I never snore! | 
                     
                 
                 
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