by Michael S.
Here are some
party political corrections from our publication
of the manifesto pledges last week.
Christie party does not take a liberal view on
crime. It does not support manadatary murders per
constituency to spice things up. Its
fishing policy involved increases in the fishing
of red herrings and not, as we reported, of
haddock. The party supports EU immigration, the
state pension and the protection of Scotland Yard.
party are not under investigation under the cash
for peerage scandal for the recent calls for
Kilgore Trout to receive a Baronet.
declaration of the Labour partys victory in
Bathgate Central in the recent bye-election is an
error we wish to rectify.
for any misunderstandings these errors may have