The Cash Cloud
by Michael S.
Collins
Democracy
across Europe continued to hang in the balance
last night as the dreaded Cash Cloud swept across
mainland Europe.
The streets of
every major city were full of working class
people grasping the air for the bank notes that
have been falling out of the sky since last
weekend when the Icelandic bank erupted after
many centuries of solitude.
Conservative
public figures have been in mourning.
“This is
the greatest tragedy to befall modern
Europe” said Atlas DasCapital, leading EU
spokesperson. “All week long, the poor of
Europe have slowly been becoming debt free. The
Icelandic cash cloud has ruined the public sector
forever more.”
In England, a
million new billionaires quit work in time to sit
back and watch the World Cup. The footballers,
having been too tired and emotional to bother
picking up any of the spare cash, were now poor
compared to the millions now owned by the former
working classes. So with their multi-millionaire
salaries, they were now...poverty struck in
comparison. So goes inflation.
The British
government has already set plans in motion for
the army to come and grab the money back off all
the peasants...lower class people.
“It has
been decreed that this money must return to the
hands of politicians and big businesses, in view
of the national interest.”
But some think
it is too little too late.
(Inspired by
Torn. His poor soul)
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