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In The Circle of Strife . . .
by Michael C. Keith

Arabs hate Jews  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jews hate Arabs
Blacks hate Whites . . . . . . . . . . . . . Whites hate Blacks
Women hate Men . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Men hate Women
Students hate Teachers . . . . . . . . . .Teachers hate Students
Children hate Parents . . . . . . . . . . . Parents hate Children
Conservatives hate Liberals . . . . . . Liberals hate Conservatives
Christians hate Atheists . . . . . . . . .  Atheists hate Christians
Billionaires hate Paupers . . . . . . . . . Paupers hate Billionaires       
Polluters hate Environmentalists . . . Environmentalists hate Polluters                                           
Muslims hate Infidels . . . . . . . . . . . . Infidels hate Muslims
Gays hate Straights . . . . . . . . . . . . . Straights hate Gays
Criminals hate Police . . . . . . . . . . . . Police hate Criminals
Hutus hate Tutsis . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tutsis hate Hutus
Yankees hate Red Sox . . . . . . . . . . . Red Sox hate Yankees
Fatties hate Skinnies . . . . . . . . . . . .  Skinnies hate Fatties
Socialists hate Capitalists . . . . . . . . . Capitalists hate Socialists
Militarists hate Pacifists . . . . . . . . . .  Pacifists hate Militarists
Vegans hate Carnivores . . . . . . . . . . Carnivores hate Vegans
Blondes hate Brunettes . . . . . . . . . .  Brunettes hate Blonds
Optimists hate Pessimists . . . . . . . .  Pessimists hate Optimists

Ad Nauseam . . .