Ten Signs That
It's Time to Leave Your Discount Resort
by Michael C.
Keith
1. When the
AC consists of 5 locals blowing on a block of ice.
2. When a
sign above the commode says: “Only flush on
Mondays.”
3. When your
balcony sways with the beat of the mariachi band.
4. When the
staff locks you in your room at night.
5. When the
remaining rooms have been rented to the Hell’s
Angels.
6. When the
fine print on the menu says: “Eat at your
own risk.”
7. When the
bed sheets are signed by the previous guests.
8. When a
drug cartel holds a meeting in the room adjoining
yours.
9. When the
jet contrails above the hotel form a warning.
10. When you find a copy
of Dante’s Inferno in your room
instead of the Gideon Bible.
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