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Ten Timelies
by Michael C. Keith

When time is not on your side, where is it?      

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Every 30 minutes you have the same amount of time left in an hour.

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Why isn’t killing time a felony?

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When time runs out, where does it go?

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If time were reversed, you’d eventually end up back where you started.

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How long does it take to do something in a timely manner?

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When you mark time, do you use a pencil?

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If eternity is measureless, how much time would it take to measure it?

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Is there time enough for seconds?

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When time is up, how high is it?