| Hidden Depthsby Sandra Crook
 She watched
                him chopping the top off his boiled egg, and
                spooning the contents out onto his freshly
                buttered soldier.  Shed
                told him soldiers were for dipping, and not to be
                used as undercarriage for the egg, but for the
                umpteenth time hed responded that he liked
                his eggs firm, like his women. Christ,
                you crack me up, she thought grimly,
                steeling herself against the slow creep of
                boredom and exasperation that threatened to
                engulf her these days. He shook out
                the newspaper.  Have you
                been reading this? he asked, eyeing the
                less than pristine crease down the centrefold. I think
                it was the dog. She was confident he would
                not be paying attention. It
                should be re-folded properly.  Ill
                tell him, she said, but you know what
                hes like. The clock
                struck eight. Ill
                be a bit late tonight. Sales meeting. What are we
                having for dinner? he said, shrugging
                himself into his jacket. Tagliatelle
                with toadstools, and stewed dandelion leaves with
                custard for dessert. Excellent.
                He kissed her cheek absently. Go easy on
                the garlic will you, dear? When hed
                gone, she finished clearing the table, and took
                another cup of coffee out into the garden where
                she lit a forbidden cigarette. When, she
                wondered, did he ever get so boring?  What happened
                to the guy she married fifteen years ago, the one
                who kept her in stitches with his jokes, the man
                who could startle her with his perceptive
                observations about life in general?  Where was the
                spontaneous lover, the quicksilver intellect that
                had kept her on her toes? She sighed,
                pulling out the ironing board and spent the next
                hour or so ironing his regulation white shirts,
                pressing his supposedly perma-creased slacks,
                pairing his uniform grey socks, and folding his
                comfortable cardigans.  Where were the
                denim jeans, the flip-flops, and the washed-out
                tee shirts these days, she wondered. She took the
                ironed clothes upstairs and, searching for more
                hangers, she rummaged at the back of his wardrobe.
                There was an unfamiliar suit carrier hanging from
                the rail, and beneath it a small vanity case,
                unlike anything she had ever owned. Extracting
                them, she investigated further, her jaw dropping
                in amazement. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ It was almost
                eight when he let himself into the house. There
                was no sign of dinner being underway. He frowned.
                 He entered the
                dimly lit sitting room and jumped nervously when
                he saw her sitting in the corner, glass of wine
                in hand and a half smoked cigarette dangling from
                her fingers.  He sniffed and
                frowned. You know
                I dont like
 Shut up,
                she hissed. Come here. He shifted
                uneasily in the doorway.  What for?
                 I want
                to kiss you, she said urgently. He ran a
                finger round the inside his collar. Why? Because
                dearest, for the first time in years, you
                actually interest me. He blinked at
                her. Dont
                talk in riddles. Wheres my dinner? Plenty
                of time for dinner later, dearest. Right now
                Ive got something else in mind. See how
                Ive dolled myself up for you? The dress did
                look familiar to George. Ive
                got plans for us this evening, she
                continued. So I thought Id wear your
                favourite dress. I
                dont understand, he muttered, though
                he was beginning to think he did. Your
                favourite dress, she drawled. You naughty
                little boy. |