Salmonella
A sad kind of fella
A negative rod
Adorned with flagella
As if he gave a gram
Can’t even muster up the energy
To cook
His food is raw
Like slaw and
Eggs and beef
Sometimes for light relief
He’ll have chicken
He’s been found picken
On salad
As it stands,
Better wash your handsfirst
published on Pure Slush
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