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Cafes and Scooters (part 1)
by Jerry Guarino

On my recent trip to Europe, I noticed a lot of differences from America. First of all, and quite disappointing, is the proliferation of cafes in Italy, France, Spain and London that we just don’t have. Cafes are a cultural icon there. Here, we have Starbucks, Peet’s, Dunkin and In-N-Out (although I can’t find fault with Dunkin or In-N-Out—you see, I drink tea, not coffee, another point for England). Still, they are hardly the refuge of our population, more of a grab-and-go element so typical of our society. And they have no soul, poetry, or reason to linger in thought or while enjoying a short story (see cafestories.net)

They do have thousands of scooters, recklessly running through the streets, alleys and sidewalks, ignorant of cars, bicycles or pedestrians. You can easily be injured or, worse, jockeying around these demon vehicles. I also noticed there aren’t many private bicycles, but they are replaced by those rental bikes you see in large cities here. It makes sense. Bikes get stolen everywhere, especially here. Rental bikes have no such concern. You pick them up and leave them where you go.

So, I much prefer Europe, with endless opportunities for eating and drinking and no stolen bikes. Here, we have cars, millions of them, crowding everyone from Los Angeles to New York and everywhere in between. And parking is the number one problem. If you wanted to stop at a café, if you can find one here, you have to park, probably pay and limit your time to get to the next task. Americans are constantly moving from one task, job or errand all day long. Europeans take time, linger, read and think, a much more preferable lifestyle for a writer like myself. But even though we don’t have the cafes, scooters are popping up in large cities by the hundreds.

Prices for meals are comparable, but most Italian and French establishments don’t expect or require a tip—a norm I wish they had here. With the advent of ride-sharing, most people don’t take taxis anymore; the competition means lower costs for those who don't want to rent a car. Mass transportation in London is comparable to New York. My point is you can take a ride share from the airport to your hotel, and bustle about on foot without a car. Ride shares and taxis abound for longer trips. Since cafes are so ubiquitous, you never have to go to a grocery, unless you want some yogurt for your hotel room.

People warned me about crime, especially pickpockets. I never saw any or heard police or fire sirens during the three weeks I was there. Here in big cities, you can pretty much guarantee seeing some sign of crime and violent crime, which is probably much higher than in most European cities.

So how is America better. Well, here is our family, schools and churches. Here are our memories, our sports teams and where we fell in love. If only we could import some cafes, get rid of a million cars and alter our lifestyle to make room for artists, musicians and writers. I look forward to my next trip to Europe, having refined my itinerary and needs to an art form. I just have to watch out for the scooters.


Cafes and Scooters (part 1) by Jerry Guarino
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