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Cafes and Scooters (part 2)
by Jerry Guarino

Romance. From the films of the 1960s with Doris Day to the action-packed Mission: Impossible and James Bond movies, Europe provides the perfect background for love. You can see it everywhere. Couples share coffee or wine in a café and individuals flirt with glances as they walk through crowds. Hundreds of people, young and old, but mostly young adults. I observed with interest and fantasy while imagining what it would be like to be a twenty-something, single and finding a mate. That’s what old men do, harmless enough.

Food. But romance couldn’t exist without the food. Any time, day or night, you can find gelato, pastry or light meals. It is a foodie heaven, especially in Rome, Paris and Barcelona. Cafes are the location of choice, although larger restaurants abound too. Pizza and pasta are served everywhere, and are equal to the best available in the States. The pizza is light, with sweet sauce and toppings. Pasta is also ubiquitous, but I often choose a simple spaghetti and red sauce, pomodoro. For dessert, gelato is the leading choice, although cakes and pastries are tempting. I was surprised at the croissants, sold everywhere, in many varieties, filled with chocolate, fruit or cream. Not donuts, croissants. I looked.

This brings me to a little story that fits into this trip. I saw a tall, pretty, strawberry blonde woman in her early twenties in athletic pants and a light hoodie coming out of a small jewelry store, the kind that dots the alleys tourists travel. Let’s call her Claire. From my post at the Trevie Fountain, I saw Claire walking toward me. Other men her age, and older, tried to get her attention. But she wasn’t interested, until a friend of hers, let’s call him Robert, came up and gave her a hug and kiss. It didn’t look like they were a couple, just friends. Perhaps Robert wanted it to be more or missed his chance in the past. Robert’s attire was unremarkable: khakis, a polo shirt and running shoes. You could tell Claire didn’t go for the bad boy.

Claire and Robert took a small table in a café, so I could see them interacting. They ordered a carafe of red wine and something to eat. I’ll bet it was pizza. While they waited, their conversation became more intimate. Robert kept eye contact with her and looked down at her hands, resting lightly on the table. No ring. He might have been planning on touching her, but he didn’t. Friends. The waiter brought some bread and olive oil.

I decided to get a table at their café, close enough to hear their conversation. I ordered pasta pomodoro and a glass of red wine. Writers love to listen to others, and build dialogue for their stories. Now I could create a little romantic scene.

Claire spoke first. “Robert, how is college? You’re going to school in London, yes?”

“It’s good, but I miss it here. I might transfer to the University of Rome for my final two years, next Fall.”

“I’m happy there, but of course, I’m an art history major. The entire city is one big museum.”

“Do you have any plans after graduation?”

“A classmate of mine has connections at the Museum of Rome. I just finished an internship this summer, and they offered me a position after I graduate.”

“Great. Who says Art history majors can’t find work.” They laughed.

“So, Mr. Finance. Will you be going to Wall Street someday?”

“No, I’m losing interest in money. That’s why I want to return here. Maybe switch my major to journalism and photography. I want to work for a paper or magazine.”

Claire perked up. This was a welcome change for her friend. Suddenly, she was more interested in Robert.

The waiter brought a small pizza for Robert and a bowl of pasta for Claire. “Buon Cibo”.

“Grazi”, Claire said and returned her attention to Robert.

“I’m so glad we ran into each other.” They smiled.

“Me too.” Claire put her hand on his.

Robert made his decision. He would transfer to school in Rome and hoped to continue his relationship with Claire.

Robert and Claire finished their meal and walked hand in hand out of the café. I can finish this story.

So Europe continues to be one of my favorite places to go. The food, romance and inspiration for writing are ideal.


Cafes and Scooters (part 2) by Jerry Guarino
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