Mine Name iz
Dis iz Coop. I'z
a chihuahua/ jack russel cross, and I iz very
proud of mine Irish and Mexicans heritages. I
also speaks good French. My Manda says I iz
"le meilleur chien du monde," and I
agreez. I yike to talk to my Meemaw in Montana
about everyfings, and hers thinks I iz hilarious.
I not know about her dogs though, her that Buddy
dog, him is huge, and hims steals foods. But the
Punky dog is nice, but hims is old. My Gampy
lives there too, and him teached me all about
that game when the guys in those crazy clothes
throw and kick that giant brown egg. We not watch
that stuff at mine house, Manda and me watches
see these big dogs by the road, and they have
pointy feets. I barks at dems. Manda calls them
"dear", but I thinks that's weird, cuz
her not knows them. One time, I runned away in
this place by our friends' house, her called it a
sub-ma-vision, and theres was lots of places and
dirt for me to run around in da dark. Her stood
in the light and called me for a really long
times. And I heared dese dogs singin a "wooooo"
song, and I thinked I wanted to go say hi, but
Manda sounded scared when hers told me thems was
coyotes or sumpin. I got scared when hers went to
get da car, and when hers drived up close to
where I runned away, I came running out fast, and
hers opened the car door and I jumped in right
onto her lap. Hers face got all wet, and hers
squeezed me hard and said to not do that evers,
evers, evers again. I thinks I not do that
Den dis one
time dis yittle fuzzbucket dog comed over to
visit the lady upstairs. Him tried to get all up
in mine face, and I telled him where to get off.
Him was ascared of me after I telled him "grrrrr....
snrrf!". But then him comed back and tried
to make me run and I says no, and I layed down in
a sunbeam and stared at him for a yittle while.
upstairs. Dis one kitty, I yike her. Her is yike
me, her just stares at mees sometimes, and then
her takes a nap, and I takes a nap too. We shares
the back yard like nice aminals. Dis other kitty,
her not yike me. Her says "HISSSS!!!!",
and "Rrrrrrrnnnnnyooowrrrr". And her
hides in da razzemaberries, and one time, dis
lady I love was lookin for that cat for a looong
time, and my Manda letted me outside, and I
finded that kitty right away. Her and Manda said
"good boy, Cooper, what a good boy,"
Cuz I standed there and just stared into the
razzemaberries and not goed in theres. That kitty
said "rrrreeeeeeyowwwr", and her tried
to scratched that nice lady, but hers has no
pointies on hers feets, so her is useless.
I yike mine
house, and mine Manda. Hers plays wif mees, and I
sleeps in hers bed. And when her calls mine
Meemaw onna computer, I gets to talk to hers.