Under Where? 
                by Michael Franklin 
                  
                Recently
                published research by InCycleIPeedHereBritannica
                has produced some interesting revelations on the
                topic of word origins and meanings. It tells us
                that the familiar word underwear originated in
                the nineteenth century as a question under
                where? It appears that the manufacture of
                undergarments was becoming more refined. For men
                the selection was limited. They had only one
                concern and that was warmth and comfort. For
                women, being more conscious of the need to move
                with fashion, hoping for dignity as well as
                comfort, choices and tastes were wider. The word
                origins were simple and logical. 
                Pants were
                deep breaths of course. More energy was required
                to raise the garments that took that name. That
                resulted in a shortage of breath. It is, as we
                all know, not an easy physical task to bend down
                and pull something up from foot level. The word
                was feminised in the twentieth century to become
                panties, but energy was still required to raise
                them. 
                Bloomers were
                pretty floral displays then as they are now,
                spreading widely and admired for their prettiness.
                The undergarment that adopted that name was large
                - stretching from below the knee to the waist. It
                would be elasticated at the top and at the lower
                ends. Colours would be gentle and delicate
                embroidery gave them a feminine taste. 
                Knickers have
                always been thieves. The application of the word
                to an undergarments resulted from their cheeky
                brevity. They attracted intrusive and invasive
                men who would steal intimate privileges from
                women in an arrogant way. 
                Drawers have
                always been places to store valued possessions.
                Women in the nineteenth century regarded those
                parts of their anatomy covered by their
                undergarments as valuable and private. When they
                were uncovered their owners felt uncomfortable,
                but when they had been put back into storage then
                life was more placid and safe. 
                Briefs and
                Smalls are words that describe and define
                themselves. As fashion advanced into the
                twentieth century, wearing less -  and
                therefore smaller - became an accepted change in
                fashion for women. 
                The word
                Lingerie came from France. We understand the
                meaning of the English version - linger. It means
                hesitate. As part of their nature women have
                always expected polite hesitation from men when a
                mutual physical activity is imminent (sex - not
                karate).  
                Trunks are
                only worn by men. The word describes the lumpy
                length of timber that occupies them. 
                
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