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5 Gledhow Gardens London SW7
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

I had just arrived in London and fancied the Earls Court/South Kensington area so I answered an advert for a room to rent in Gledhow Gardens. The advert had said 5.30 and it was now 6.00 pm. I was just about to leave when the next door opened at number 5 and a young man came out asking what I was doing outside his door!

‘Room hunting.’ was my reply. Surprisingly he had a bed sit on the first floor and offered to show me immediately.

It was a converted bay window with a distressed
carpet, a single bed and a red and shocking pink Casa Pupo rug.

I moved in the next day and discovered Peter, the head tenant, was a porter at Bonhams. He would buy things at auction and resell. Peter sold me a large sepia framed Victorian print for £1 telling me he had paid 25p.

I peeled back the carpet to reveal old mosaic tiles.
I had a fabulous floor and a sunny bay window hived off from the large sweeping staircase by a false wall.

My flat mates were posh Olivia Crabtree, of the ginger beer family, Penny who shortly was getting married to a resident of Hong Kong to be replaced by journalist Dutch Eliane who had holes in her sweater.

I loved the area. It was close to the Paris Pullman cinema and the famous coffeehouse ‘The Troubadour’ where jazz was played and was a cultural hub. The coffee I recall was dreadful but the atmosphere with farm equipment hanging from the ceiling was very bohemian. Needless to say I was a regular. I even met my boyfriend Anglo-French Philippe Amos.

I lived at there for about a year. Eliane, who had become my friend, surprised me by inviting me to her wedding in The Hague. She was marrying an American diplomat and was to be given away by her father, the Managing Director of Shell no less. So she wasn’t the poor girl with holes in her sweater but a rich girl who was having a gap year in London and slumming it!

The wedding in The Hague was at their country estate. All the young men at the wedding had been educated at Harrow and spoke impeccable English.

I stayed with the Dutch Ambassador of the Antilles and his wife who loaned me a necklace
that I wore across my forehead. I had bought a brown and pink floral sari in Park Lane for the occasion. I had been taught how to wear it by an Indian colleague at Global where I worked.

Her friends whisked me off to Amsterdam to stay for the weekend. I discovered it was the flat of the son of the owner of Heineken beer.

On the way back at Schiphol airport the flight was delayed and I got picked up by a Jewish industrialist, Mario Cohen from Buenos Aires. We had lunch together and he gave me his card in BA and told me to look him up should I come to BA. I did!

Written in Nightingale 16/11/24