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5 Hamston House, London W8
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

In the late 70’s I was living in Paris and was a dealer of dreams, having clients extending from London, Paris, New York, Vienna and Germany. But, despite being busy during the day I was desperately lonely in the evening. Could I possibly live again in London I asked myself?

I had rented out my flat to two couples, one after the other. They turned out to be erotic dancers at Raymond's Revue Bar in Soho! One was Egyptian called Shinasi and his Swedish wife and the second couple, who my tenant passed on, were Swiss and Moroccan.

I found a delightful young man in a Kensington estate agency who seemed to take a personal interest in me. He said he had just the place but unfortunately it had been taken off the market. However, he wanted to show it to me.

It was the flat of my dreams. An attractive first floor flat in a small red brick Edwardian Mansion block. Art nouveau stained glass front door and a hall full of Victorian mirror tiles making the hall cum dining room look larger. A kitchen and a bathroom off the central circular hall. Two bedrooms and a lounge with a grand piano all tastefully decorated with mahogany furniture. My dream destination and I wanted it.

The owner was Jack Jones who was a batman for a British diplomat. I think they both lived there but that part is unclear or whether he had inherited the flat. He also cleaned the silver for the Lebanese businessman in exile opposite, Mr Hakim from Beirut.

After seeing the flat I was disinterested in viewing any others.

I went back to Paris and thought again about moving back to London. It was 1980 and I was now commuting between the two capitals setting up to exhibit at the monthly Ephemera Society fairs and buying for my Paris clients in London and my U.K. clients in Paris. I specialised in conjuring and pre cinema objects, Ephemera, books and prints as I had joined the Magic Lantern Society and even the Mechanical Music Society. My clients taught me everything. I learned fast and had no competition for 15 years. No channel tunnel, no EBay, mobile phones, Etsy or Facebook to change our lives forever.

I flew back to London one Friday and got into a bath, exhausted, around 5.00 pm. I concentrated my thoughts on my dream flat, even thinking of wall plugs and the position of my lamps. I was right there 'walking' around that flat. I didn’t know it but I was manifesting that flat for a new chapter in my life. I shot out of the bath and raced to the phone, dialling the agency. It was after hours as agencies closed at 5.30 pm but my mind was set on that flat. The young man answered the phone.

'Jilliana, I've been trying to call you in Paris. That flat in Hamston House you wanted came back on the market today.'

'I'll take it!' said I.

And I did!

Written in Casa de los Bates, Motril, Spain on 7/2/17.