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Acapulco
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

It was the 1970’s and I spent six months in Mexico. White females were not travelling alone, like today and so I got into hot water a couple of times. I had the good fortune to stay in the studio at Edificio Condessa of the fibreglass artist Mexican David Lach who I had met in London through the owner of the Woodstock Gallery, Lyall Watson.

I had got a free ride to Acapulco and a free bed. This Jewish Mexican artist and sculptor who I met through David Lach called Elias Lipshitz used to hang out at posh 5 star hotels and keep his unsold paintings in the boot of his parked car. He would then start chatting up wealthy widow’s trying to ply them with a painting to take back home to The States.

He needed a foreign woman to get into the hotel and that was where I came in. I was only in this superficial resort for a week. Thank goodness!

One afternoon I was sitting alone on a bar stool in the pool when a chilled daiquiri suddenly was brought to me by a smiling waiter with the compliments of a tourist.

The man waved to me and, as I waved back, came like magic swimming rapidly to show me no doubt what a good strong swimmer he was.

He turned out to be an educated Canadian lawyer called Mark. It was an obvious pick up but I was free in those bohemian days. Mark was from Toronto and good looking. He offered me more daiquiris, dinner and bed of course. Well it was better than Elias’s sofa, like sardines sharing the sofa bed.

The problem was Mark was unfortunately permanently drunk. I was horrified when he started drinking vodka in the morning with his breakfast. He wasn’t blind drunk but he did slur his words slightly.

Time to go. Our attraction didn’t last long and I waited for Elias who ‘saved’ me from the wolf even though he was also a wolf!

Written on 29/11/24 at Nightingale.