Albert Albertson
by Gracjan
Kraszewski
Albert
Albertson was a high school teacher. He was a
loser. His name…well, you see what I mean.
Albert couldn’t bench press the bar, he had
never been in a bar, he failed to pass the bar,
too. He was afraid of women and turtles. One day
he drove deep into the Idaho forest. Parking his
car by a dilapidated tree stump he waded into the
river. It was ice cold; practically freezing.
Albert spent the entire afternoon in the river,
sitting and thinking. When he finally came out,
and readied to return home, his previous life was
no more.
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