BNP Members Get
Increasingly Racially Tolerant Over Time
by Wallace
Runnymede
The BNP has been
hit by its biggest crisis yet.
An even bigger
crisis than the shortage of dead badger carrion
in Wigton…
Or the malicious
efforts of the fictive Andorran Gay Illuminati
and Pan-Serbian Metrosexual Skull ‘n’
Bones Club to overthrow the sound, British,
commonsensical way of life.
Yes. It turns out
that as BNP candidates reach a certain point in
their life, their values and attitudes towards
others undergo radical changes, to the great
distress of their relatives.
And more
importantly, to the utter dismay of their fascist
comrades.
One tinpot Tyndall
wept:
I just don’t
know what’s come over our great-uncle.
I mean, he used
to be a real wag, the life and soul of the party,
always cracking witty jokes at the least
provocation. Yeah, we would just be going about
our everyday lives, and all of a sudden he would
throw something in about ‘bloody wogs and
poofters,’ and the whole room would explode
with laughter.
But now, he’s
just so flaming miserable. And depressed.
Whenever we see
him in the street, he just scowls at us and
mutters under his breath about ‘racist
bigots bringing shame on this family.’
Hmph! I mean,
technically, it’s not like me and my BNP
comrades are GENUINELY racist… You know,
like UKIP or all those types. He’s so
petulant and irritable, I think he must be unwell.
I mean, I even
saw him raving wildly and irrationally at some
fanatical extremist protest recently, wantonly
pronouncing:
The UK
belongs to all of us, and not to a few people who
just happen to tick the right identity boxes.
I never thought
the day would come when something like that could
happen. Well, you know the nation is on its last
legs, when people can swagger around in broad
daylight and shout fanatical, jackbooted, bigoted
nonsense like that!
I just think he
must have dementia or something. Please,
Hermann, you’re not well, I
pleaded with him.
But he just
stared right through me, as if I didn’t
exist, as though somehow, he longer recognised me.
I blame New
Labour.
Oh, and all the
other ones too.
Especially the
Jews, the blacks, the Muslims, the queers, the
disabled, the foreigners, the trade unionists,
the Freemasons, the gays, the queers, the Muslims,
the Jews, the gay queers, the Muslim Jews, the
gay foreigner Muslim queer black Freemason trade
unionist Jews and the ones who are immigrants too,
oh, and did I forget to mention the immigrants?
The this, the that…
I don’t think
it’s a problem for me to end the transcript
here. The rest of the quote doesn’t really
add anything to the discussion.
Well, shouldn’t
expect too much insight really from the likes of
these folks, should you!
Also
published at glossynews.com: http://glossynews.com/top-stories/politicos-and-polticians/201508030617/bnp-candidates-getting-too-racially-tolerant-as-they-age/
And at NewsBiscuit: http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=91192
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