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Brazil 1971 part 2
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

I was at the craft market in Rio when I met theAmerican Indian artist Bolivian Roman who had been living in Salvador in the famous Largo de Pelouinho, the Afro-Brazilian area. He gave me the address of his old landlady and asked me to give his greetings. I never forgot this attractive character because he refused to kiss me saying kissing was not part of Bolivian culture! My experience of Bahia would have been different had I stayed there but my protector, the famous sculptor Mario Cravo, was horrified that I should live in the most dangerous part of the city and immediately whisked me away to the middle class residential area of Graca. He found me a room at a relative of his relative and paid for a month in advance by cheque. The landlady gave me a strange look and obviously imagined me to be involved with married Mario. I wish I had been because I was in awe of his delightful personality and talent. Mario was the first of the generous Brazilians who gave me money.

The second is quite a story. I was staying in the flat of the seamstress of the German ballet dancer Gerry Maretzki. To make ends meet I put a simple advert in the local newspaper- ‘Qualified English teacher gives private English lessons’ and my telephone number. The phone rang one fine day and an older man, who couldn’t speak English, said that I was the teacher he was searching for so that he could go gambling in Las Vegas!

We agreed a weekly package price of an hourly rate for seven hours per week but as he didn’t know which days he was free, he would pay me in advance for the seven days but I must be available so he could tell me if he could come that day or not!

Senor Gilbert arrived the next day and slobbered on my hand while kissing it in the old fashioned aristocratic way. Off we sped in his chauffeur driven Bentley, to the posh Copacabana Palace Hotel where we gorged on tender filet steak. He got out of his briefcase a fan of notes with consecutive numbers for seven days pay and that was it!!

Each day he would call me at the same time and cancel the lesson. We would chat a while in Brazilian Portuguese and then he would ring the next day and the next. Always the same story.

I never saw him again! It was as though he had paid for my presence. After two weeks I said I was engaged with a client and couldn’t manage it. He then rang as if he hadn’t rung before and repeated that I was the only English teacher for him bla bla.

I never heard from him again!

The third man was Gileno with the Rolls Royce who I have written about in part 1.

The fourth was Antero Paiva who lived in Recife but I will write that story in part 3 of Brazil.

Written 6/12/24 at Nightingale