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Brazil 1971 part 3
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

I was meeting the Ceramist Francisco Brennan when a friend of his from Recife turned up. We were introduced and I thought nothing of our meeting.

However, on returning to my hotel I found a handwritten note that he wanted to see me again. Antero I don’t think had ever met a foreigner.
We had lunch and he invited me to the carnival in Recife.

Antero was probably about 50, married and owned a factory that made window frames for schools and wooden school desks.

He sent the ticket to travel to Recife and had arranged accommodation. He raced round to see me enthusiastically and take me to the vibrant carnival which had just begun. I only stayed for about 3 days and left. Antero sadly took me to the airport and, while waiting for the flight, grabbed my bag and stuffed it with cash. I said ‘thank you’ but all he had was my name and no address or phone number. On the plane back I counted the money

Back in Graca I met the singer Caetano Veloso in his home in Graca and took his photograph with a portrait of his sister Maria Betania hanging behind him.

No one knew where I was staying so I was amazed when a car drove up one morning and asked for me to come to a hotel where Antero was waiting for me.

I don’t know how much he paid him to find an English teacher in a city of one million people but he did! Antero knew that I knew Genaro and so the driver went to Genaro’s house to learn he had gone to his country home for the weekend. So the driver went to his country house and got my address in Graca. Antero certainly knew what he wanted. Me!!

It was early Saturday morning and Anterio was in his brown dressing gown. He was pleased to see me and asked if I wanted to sleep with him! To which I replied I didn’t think of him that way. With that he went into bathroom and got dressed!

We went downstairs for breakfast as I’d had nothing to eat. It was there that he noticed I was very upset. In fact I was nearly crying. I explained as there was a major postal strike in early 1971 and my bank BOLSA couldn’t send me my monthly money because there were no telegrams either. Also I had not spoken to my parents for months as in those days you had to go to the central office to call abroad and it was very expensive.

No problem for Antero. Before I knew it I was speaking to my father. I shall never forget what he said. ‘Who’s paying for the call?’ Because I hadn’t reversed the charges! We had a nice day together and he bought me lots of ceramics from the Saturday market which I had shipped back to England. I recall they mainly arrived broken! I still didn’t give him my phone number but of course he had my address.

I never heard from Antero again!


Written 6/12/24 at Nightingale.