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Carlos the Jackel
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

Known on Facebook as Carl David Phillips, he was nicknamed Carlos the Jackel as he was always in trouble and I knew instinctively, at just 40, he would meet a violent death.

I was spending the winter in Chania, Crete when one evening in December 2013 my Greek girlfriend Georgia and I decided to go to a Chinese restaurant.

Our quiet evening was interrupted by the arrival of an Irish man who immediately sat next to us and started talking, with typical Irish charm, as though he had known us for years. I was manipulated and, as I was inviting Georgia, ended up inviting this charming rogue too.

Carlos spoke fluent Greek and when there was seasonal work, spent his time on mainland Greece scrapping away barnacles from boats. He was a specialist and in demand but it was only seasonal work so in the winter he was out of work.

He had hair raising stories to tell about being a mercenary in Africa and claimed that he had killed 17 men but now he had lived 8 years in Greece.

He was good amusing company and after the meal accompanied me back to my nearby flat.

That was the start of a daily platonic friendship that lasted about 5 months and ended badly as the Jackel cleverly stole cash from me.

He was lonely and had time on his hands. No money and no work so he lived on his wits. Then he acquired a cute homeless dog so he had a new faithful friend in his barren chaotic homeless life.

As time went on I began to trust him and depended on him to escort me here and there. He started telling locals I was his mother and I was flattered as I had no children.

The highlight was his 40th birthday party with a careful selection of homeless Greeks. He wrote on Facebook 12/2/14 it was the best birthday in ten years and sober. We all ate well and I had an interesting time. He wrote on Facebook in January 2014 that he had been 18 days alcohol free apart from Ringo in Paris, I had never met a homeless person or that matter since.

Then his dog was stolen by the king of the gypsies and it was then I knew he would be beaten up one dark night trying to get his dog back.

He helped me get a difficult to get Greek post office account which was, years later, taken over by a Greek bank. So I got a legitimate Greek bank account which I thought would come in handy. He told me he had an estranged daughter in the UK who he was desperate to see but he had no money for the passage. I guess that was why he stole cash from me in the end.

I was later shocked when I saw on Facebook in 2016, I presume put up by his daughter, that he had died in Volos but have no details. I never found out what fate had in store for this enigmatic character and despite being conned, I think of him fondly.

Written in Nightingale 11/10/24