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First sale in Paris
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

It was 1978 and I had taken the chance to be independent and follow my dream to be an ‘antique’ dealer between Paris and London. Without any knowledge and with only £200 to spend on stock, I put my best foot forward as the saying goes.

I had collected an assortment of ‘junk’ from Liverpool. A hand carved wooden spoon of a bare breasted woman, two silver bekers from the Friday night dinner table, made of Russian silver. A vintage silver charm bracelet. A cribbage board and a coronation tin with the Queen’s head.

Monique and Catherine Applestein oy vey came to my flat to view my ‘stock’. Catherine bought the bekers and Monique the bracelet. I undersold of course. They were professional, I was not! Catherine was to tell me years later that she dined well on the profit!

The rest of the story is a snowball. I was recommended to show the salad server to the manager of a posh shop that sold canes and umbrellas in boulevard St Germain. It was not erotic enough for his taste but he had a small stock of mint jumping monkeys from the 50’s and gave me a sample to start me off on the road to fame!

Somehow I discovered Rue Niepce and the robot and vintage toy shop of Pierre Bogarde who gave me an order for all the monkeys and asked me to find him Huntley and Palmer Figural biscuit tins. I was in business! Next he asked me how sold my ‘stock’ and I said I didn’t have an outlet. He was very kind and said that since he had the shop, he had no need for his patented stand on Saturday morning at the Marche Montreuil and I could have it.

My professional life changed overnight as I became ‘chaperone rouge’ little red riding hood because I wore a red beret! I was the only English dealer in the market and over time met all the collectors and fellow dealers. I had followed my dream.

I was quick to learn. My second sale was to Jane Bouvard who I had met at the Bastille antiques fair. I was attracted to a solitaire board and through her, I became overnight a games and puzzle specialist. Jane asked me to supply her with treen games. I, after an induction, learnt what to look for and what to charge knowing that the French trebbled. She had aquired a shop in the 5th district and turned it into a
Phantasy world to escape to.

One day I bought a travelling mahogany games set for £50 and wanted to treble. Jane refused it so I went to even more sophisticated shop in the rue Jacob. Madame bought it for £150 and asked me to bring in more games and chess sets. I became an international games specialist for the next 30 years between Paris and London. I had no competition for 15 years and this knowledge led to branching out into conjuring, the circus and its allied arts my favourite subject was PreCinema which still interests me today.