How To Succeed
                As A Screenwriter...On Your Very First Try! 
                by James L.
                Weaver 
                In 1980, after having
                received my MFA degree in Painting, from the San
                Francisco Art Institute, where I was also
                employed as a full time Maintenance worker, I was
                also writing screenplays, and keeping
                abreast with the goings on in H-wood. Even had a
                WGA agent, after she read my first action-comedy
                script, "How To Weigh The Earth."
                (She showed it to Mel Brooks, who said: "Sorry,
                but me or my staff write all my stuff.") 
                Colin Higgins, (1941-1988),
                was a great screenwriter, and I was very familiar
                with his 1971 outrageously funny script "Harold
                & Maude", so when I saw that he was to
                appear on some TV interview show, I definitely
                made a point of watching it. 
                After the moderator praised
                him again for his "H&M" script, he
                then asked Colin what advice he'd give to
                beginning screenwriters about getting their
                script produced. Colin said: "Well, for me,
                it was fairly easy...After I wrote it, I
                gave it  to my supervisor, who was a movie
                producer, and he liked it." 
                The next morning, when my
                supervisor, a very large-framed Irish, former
                SFPD officer, came in, I handed him my screenplay. 
                He said, "Thanks, but
                what the hell is this, Jim?"  
                It's my screenplay." I
                said.  
                "So, what th' hell am
                I supposed to do with it?"  
                "Make it into a movie,
                of course...You're my supervisor, aren't you?" 
                
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