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Largo do Boticario, Cosme Velho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

The largo was the most beautiful place I had ever experienced. I had an introduction to the Irish Brazilian Rosanne Somers who lived in a colonial house to the left of the top of the square. Her house also doubled up as a antique shop. Everything she’s sat on was for sale. I recall sitting beside her estranged husband John, who was in bed with an infected leg, when the door opened and in walked Rosanne with a potential client for the bed!

The year was 1970 and I was made very welcome. Rosanne ‘s was an international hub for travellers passing through Rio. She was generous and abundant with a sense of humour.

Her lover was a moody Frenchman called Henri who seemed to be convivial with John. Henri paid for her son’s education at an international school in Rio.

I was a frequent guest and also got to know the well known artist Augusto Rodrigues who was her neighbour to the right of the largo.

Finally my friend Barbara Costa who I met when I worked as an English language teacher at Chirity’s language school, had an affair with the son of the owner of the middle house at the top of the largo. Through me she of course met Rosanne.

I left Rio and went to my dream destination, the Afro-Brazilian city of Salvador. When I returned, three months later, I had nowhere to stay and so the generous Rosanne stepped in and offered me a bedroom.

This was the end of my trip and I learnt through Barbara that Rosanne had harboured her political friend by hiding him somewhere in her big Colonial house.

I recall it was so hot that I slept au natural but I woke up shivering. My bed was floating. The rain was cascading onto my Chico Buarque LPs and the clothes in my open suitcase. I recall Rosanne had to put the heating on specifically to dry my wet clothes.

Water was cascading down the stairs. I was shivering and had to get dressed. I remember peeping in to tell Rosanne but she was fast asleep entwined with Henri. The flood got into the newspaper as cars on Cosme Velho were washed away.

I went back to my London flat not having a reason to stay longer. About a week later Barbara wrote to
me that ‘our friend Rosanne is no more’. She had been murdered. Drowned in her bath and made to look like suicide. Barbara had left some English books at her house and went to the largo to collect them. She found the house full of police and was told in a threatening tone not to ask any questions. Just take her books and go.

That’s Brazil for you. A mysterious death of a lovely full of life lady who had everything to live for.

Written 6/1/24 at Nightingale.