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Meeting Maurice Sumray
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

I first met Maurice in the late 60’s. I was with Seema in the York Minister known affectionately as the ‘French’ pub, Soho when we were accosted by BB standing not for Brigitte Bardot but Brian the Burglar! BB was with a friend but we were not interested in being picked up and wanted to leave. Not having a car, BB shouted to a funny looking man at the bar. He was wearing a Greek man’s sea cap and looked creative.

BB persuaded the moody man who was called Maurice to give us a ride. BB suggested that the four of us go back to my flat in Craven Hill for coffee.

Once inside my flat Maurice became human and reasonably friendly. I later found out he was very selective with people. He was an educated Jewish professional artist who had moved from London to St Ives in Cornwell in fact to the house next door to Barbara Hepworth.

That was the beginning of my long friendship with Maurice until his death in 2004.

Maurice knew all the Soho characters and their stories. If only I had paid more attention to what he had to say but he did ramble on but I was only in my 20’s and half his age and not really interested in storytelling.

I was working for Global in the late 60’s and would meet Maurice regularly at the ‘French’ for a quarter bottle of champagne,on an empty stomach, before we would go to an Italian restaurant for dinner. I always felt a bit woozy because I was not used to drinking.

Maurice was married many years to Pat and the marriage lasted because he rarely saw her! They had four children who grew up in his dysfunctional family.

Maurice used to be in textiles and invented the jacquard printing technique. He was also a professional gambler and even paid income tax on his winnings!

Maurice was an original character and I remember him fondly.


Written at Nightingale 30/11/24