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On the road to freedom
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

I used to be friends with a Canadian Jewish girl called Seema in London. She was well endowed with beautiful Titian red hair and very voluptuous.

We decided to go hitchhiking to Spain via La belle France. We got a lift as far as Louviers, 100 kilometres from Paris in Normandy and then the heavens opened. We were unprepared and it was getting dark.

In desperation I waved down a grey Mercedes which seemed to be slowing down to pick us up! Two bedraggled hungry girls gratefully got into the posh leather upholstered car.

The driver was a distinguished elderly Frenchman who didn’t speak English. In my school French I explained we were heading for Spain which seemed to amuse him. He told us to get into the car and off we sped. But first he stopped at a corner shop and picked up Camembert, salami and a baguette for us plus local red wine for
our dinner.

He turned out to be a banker who was interested in our courage to brave the journey.

He then indicated that we could stay at his home. I innocently asked if he had room to which he laughed and nodded. Mais oui! We then turned into a leafy private road, past trees and bushes until we reached his home. We gasped when we saw we had arrived at a big chateau with two wings to the east and west.

Somehow he made us understand that we were staying in the west wing while he, his wife and daughter were in the east wing. He told us that his wife was giving a dinner party that evening which was why he had bought us the food because he couldn’t invite us.

It turned out the chateau had been taken over by the Germans during the war. Before he retired he showed us an area that had been untouched with numbers on and uniforms piled high. This area was boarded up with the inevitable Swastika symbol on all the boards. It was erie and haunting. I wondered what had happened to his family during the war.

Back in the bedroom we watched the well dressed guests arriving. And saw Madame greeting them French style.
We didn’t sleep too well because the bed was lumpy and dare I say, damp!

The next morning we found the remains of the food left on the table. Monsieur appeared and told us to help ourselves. There were grapes and cheeses. Then he was gone.

It was still raining as we began to walk the private road. Suddenly Monsieur drove up and told us to get in the car. He took us to the main road and waved adieu with a smile.

After that meeting I was determined to study French and I did!

Written in Nightingale 27/11/24.