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Pick a cat!
by Jilliana Ranicar-Breese

I used to have a friend called Hani. He came from Bagdad and was constantly looking for a girlfriend. The years passed, and when I met him in London, he must have been about 45-50 and very lonely.

I was married,
living in Brighton and went up to London by train to be at his 50th birthday party. He collected me and took me to his semi in Camberwell.

The house was full of bronze sculptures of heads of prominent men. Hani was hopeless when it came to business and so his Iraqi clients cheated him each time because he didn’t dare ask them for a retainer. When he arrived in London had social connections. Sir this and Sir that who at least did pay him what he was worth. It was his dream to create a Middle Eastern art museum in London.

He was originally trained as an archaeologist. His father had been a general who had been assassinated by the Regime. Hani had fled into the desert and had been ordered to get out of the jeep and keep on walking. He made his way to freedom and England though I was not told that part of his life story.

He had family money and bought his little house in Camberwell near the arts school where he taught. He was well known for his international salons when he asked each person to read something they had written in their language.

I stayed the night uncomfortably and the next morning, when I came down for breakfast, I saw 3 cats waiting to be served. Two were ginger and the third, who was nameless, was a beautifully marked black and white healthy looking cat.

‘Pick a cat’ Hani said and I did. I was given a cat cage and that was that. He had no name so I called him Neko, meaning cat in Japanese!

Written 20/1/25 at Nightingale.